When your see a word you think "oh how the heck can I remember that?" Well I think I am going to make myself a list. I will be short but sweet...
Craptacular-because we have so much crap in our lives
Fucktard-we all know at least one
buttmunch-sometimes I just don't know if it's a compound word or hyphenated but heck it's a great word regardless.
Smarticus-because I know my kids are...
bitch-clean and simple, doesn't bother me one bit if someone calls me that either...I am one, deal with it.
Happy Frickin Holidays peeps...
Kristin
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
So There Is This Blog Thingy
So I have this blog thingy that I don't seem to use, well that's just not right is it. Or should I be smarmy and put write but that would mean I was funny while trying to be and again that's just not right.
You know when you try to be funny and well, it's just painful. Yeah that's me. I mean I gots LOTS of great quotes I get from others, like what you may ask. Well I used to be a Vol. Firefighter and I would use the station to do my homework for quiet and no distractions but of course the guys would come out and bug me with the questions about what I was writing my paper on. So my answer was, "Oh it's about Nymphomaniacs, compulsive behavior or just plain fun". It shut them up and I could get my stuff done.
It would be great if I was one of those stand up people but that's just not me. Hell I am just thrilled these days I can get my kids to eat Brussels Sprouts...and like them! Ask me how and I will tell you!!!
I want to start using my blog more often. I mean I have all these great ideas but to focus my mommy brain on any one thing for more than 5 minutes would be something for you all to amaze at.
My latest best quote is regarding the New Moon media crap...Don't get me wrong I LOVE these books and movies and I want to be Kristen Stewarts new BFF and Robert Pattingson's, well anything (I swear that man can eat crackers in my bed anytime) but all the media hype AAAHHHH I am over it. So I say, "If I hear another thing about Twilight or New Moon, I am going to punch a baby"
You know when you try to be funny and well, it's just painful. Yeah that's me. I mean I gots LOTS of great quotes I get from others, like what you may ask. Well I used to be a Vol. Firefighter and I would use the station to do my homework for quiet and no distractions but of course the guys would come out and bug me with the questions about what I was writing my paper on. So my answer was, "Oh it's about Nymphomaniacs, compulsive behavior or just plain fun". It shut them up and I could get my stuff done.
It would be great if I was one of those stand up people but that's just not me. Hell I am just thrilled these days I can get my kids to eat Brussels Sprouts...and like them! Ask me how and I will tell you!!!
I want to start using my blog more often. I mean I have all these great ideas but to focus my mommy brain on any one thing for more than 5 minutes would be something for you all to amaze at.
My latest best quote is regarding the New Moon media crap...Don't get me wrong I LOVE these books and movies and I want to be Kristen Stewarts new BFF and Robert Pattingson's, well anything (I swear that man can eat crackers in my bed anytime) but all the media hype AAAHHHH I am over it. So I say, "If I hear another thing about Twilight or New Moon, I am going to punch a baby"
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